Johnny comes home late, fully drunk, falls down on the floor and started vomiting all over the room. His wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
The Next day when he gots up, he was expecting his wife to be really upset with him and was praying they won’t have a fight.
But to his surprise, he finds a note near the table that reads: “Honey, your breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I love you.”
He was so surprise that he ask his son about what happened last night and his son tells him: “When mom pulled you to bed and was trying to remove your boots and shirt, you were dead drunk that you started saying: “Hey lady! Leave me alone… I’m married!
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