Top Jokes That Would Make You Laugh Your Ass Out

Top Jokes That Would Make You Laugh Your Ass Out

I refuse to sleep yesterday because my girlfriend told me good night and rest in peace. I Am Not Ready To Die.

 

A girl visited a doctor to complain about her private part does not grow hair anymore, the doctor ask about the type of work she does, she replied prostitution, the doctor laughed and said have you ever seen a busy road growing grass before??

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A bank manager confused with his maths, asked his secretary to help out, ""I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25% ? She replied "Sir, honestly I will take off my blouse, my skirt, my bra even my panties"""????

 

If you want to Know if a girl has strength, try removing her trouser when She Knows She is wearing a dirty pant.??

 

Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn. Sister, What do you want to lose again? Your life?

 

Patient: Dr please am I ugly?
Doctor :“ You're not ugly”
Patient : But everybody says I'm ugly !”
Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly"
Patient :“ I know I'm ugly ”
Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ”
Patient : “ I'm a woman ”
Doctor : Holy Shit!!!...???

 

So you mean Satan was in the garden alone with Eve who was naked and all he could think of is to deceive her to eat an Apple????
That nigga is gay!!!

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