The Search For A Girlfriend.
Johnny’s Son Came To Tell Him About The New Girl He Loved.
Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Johnny : That's great son. Who is she ?
Son : It's Sandra. The neighbor's daughter.
Johnny: Oh! I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Son: I promise.
Johnny: Sandra is actually your sister.
(Some Weeks Later)
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter.
Johnny: That's great Son. Who is she ?
Son: "It's Angela. The other neighbor's daughter.
Johnny: Oh! I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
(This went on couple of times and Johnny’s son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying).
Son: Mum I am so mad at Dad. I fell in love with five girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father.
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. That son of a bitch is not your father.