Seven (7) Hilarious Jokes To Keep You Laughing Today.
7. If you call an African mother's phone once, then you're not serious about having that conversation.
1st call is for her to locate her handbag.
2nd call is to dig into the hand bag and locate the phone
3rd call to bring out glasses
4th call to check Caller's id
5th to answer
6. How one spelling mistake makes husband unable to enter his own house.
A. Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an " e " in the last word.
Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house.
He wrote: "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her. ???
5. I kept two cubes of sugar on the table.
One smart Ant came...saw it,was all over the sugar licking it and was so excited. And left!
I know it has gone to tell other Ants about the sugar.
So I'm going to hide the sugar and clean that place, so that when they all come...
They'll beat him up and think he's a liar!
4. A man went to see a doctor and said, "pls doctor dont laugh at what i want to show you. "the doctor said,"i have been a doctor for 20 years so i dont see what can amuse me." so the man opened his trousers and showed his p*nis to the doctor which was as small as a TV remote's battery. on seeing dis, d doctor fell down and started
laughing uncontrollably. after 10 mins of laughter, he regained himself, apologized and asked the man, "What's wrong with your p*nis?" The man said, "its swollen.." The doctor died laughing ???
3. An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set-up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the father woke up his son.
Father : Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.
Son : I see millions of stars.
Father : And what does that tell you?
Son : Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets.
Father slaps the son hard and says- "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent" Too much education has spoil your common sense.
2. HOW TO KEEP YOUR BOYFRIEND:
1. Give him respect
2. Love him with all your heart
3. Don't cheat on him
4. Call and text him always.
HOW TO KEEP YOUR GIRLFRIEND:
1. Give her money
2. I said give her money
3. Don't forget to give her money
4. My brother just give her money.
5. My brother am not joking, give her money
1. I asked this fine girl to prepare stew for me yesterday. Brothers and sisters?, there's no difference between what I ate and Alomobitters.*???
Now am contemplating whether to marry her or register her into the herbal Medicine Association....???
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