New Short Funny Stories That Would Get Your Ribs Cracking

New Short Funny Stories That Would Get Your Ribs Cracking

1. Algebra Class

Ayo was in a Mathematics class, a class he never liked. The teacher was teaching Algebra that day and the aspect involved was somewhat easy. The teacher decided to evaluate the students' understanding of the topic.
TEACHER: Chibuzor, what is 2 x a?
CHIBUZOR: 2a Sir.
TEACHER: Good! Kansiime: What is 9 x t?KANSIIME: 9t Sir.
TEACHER: Good! Ayo, what is 4 x q?
AYO: F**k you sir!

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New Short Funny Stories That Would Get Your Ribs Cracking

2. Africa Justice System:

An Antelope was running like mad.

Elephant asked:-- Why are u running?

Antelope: They are arresting all goats.

Elephant: But you are not a goat?

Antelope: It will take at least 20 years to prove that in Africa!

The Elephant started running! ???

New Short Funny Stories That Would Get Your Ribs Cracking

3. A three year old boy called his Dad saying: "I'd like to get married."

Dad: "Sure, son." Anyone special in mind?

"Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma. She’s nice."

"Now, wait a minute," said his father. "You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, Do you ?

"Why not?" the boy asked. "You married mine."

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New Short Funny Stories That Would Get Your Ribs Cracking

4. BREAKING NEWS!!!

Yesterday in a mental hospital in Nigeria, a patient with a knife in his hand was chasing after the senior doctor........? (Eye) witnesses confirmed that the doctor was frantically running?????????? for his dear life until he got to a dead end????....... And the mad man handed over the knife to him saying "Hi doc, stop now!!!! Its now your turn to chase me!

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Senior doctor fainted????

New Short Funny Stories That Would Get Your Ribs Cracking

5. A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was going crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later their GateMan died.
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Do not rush in solving problems.. ??????

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