Johnny was about to check into a hotel in Lagos when he noticed a very beautiful lady staring admiringly at him. As a sharp guy he walked over and spoke with her for some minutes then returned to the front desk where they both checked in as Mr. and Mrs. Johnny.
After a very pleasurable three days stay, Johnny approached the front desk and told the clerk he was checking out. In a few minutes, he was handed a bill of N500,000.
Johnny: There must be some mistake; I've only been here for three days.
Clerk: Yes Sir! But your wife has been here a month and a half.