Jokes About Marriage That Would Make You Laugh Hard.

Jokes About Marriage That Would Make You Laugh Hard.

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????

Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! ??


A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??


If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.


A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…


Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.


Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!


Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”


A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”


Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!


Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.
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  1. Sara Joe December 25, 2017

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