Funny Joke – Types Of Girls Guys Date And The Text Messages They Recieve

When you are dating a God fearing, educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition, you get texts such as these:-

6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up' say ur prayers & get ready 4 work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday. Love you !

12pm -
Hi handsome. hope you've taken your lunch? I'm
heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself . Love you:-

6pm -
Marvin darling, I'm at Kilimanjaro now, what should I buy for you?!!

But when you are dating all these endtime girls a.k.a Slay Quins, whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion, you get texts such as these:-

6am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at the club. Hope u are not still having the hang over. Lol please remember to send me Credit. See you later.

12pm
I'm broke! Can you just help me out with some money if you can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm
Hi Boo, looks like you've forgotten the shoes you
promised me.
Anyways, I'm at the shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. You will like it! Muah!

But when you don't date at all, you get texts like:-

Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with *555*PIN#.

MTN:-
Dear customer, do you know that you can confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial *565*0# this service costs N20!!

#HAPPY WEEK

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