Funny Short Jokes That Would Make You Laugh Hard

 

 

 

 

Funny Short Jokes That Would Make You Laugh Hard.

  1. If you have attended over hundred weddings and you are still single, my brother/sister just know you are no longer different from a canopy..?????
  2. That awkward moment when you have a Flu and you are with your crush having a great moment then she cracks a joke and all of a sudden your Nose decides to blow a Balloon. ????
  3. You keep saying: What a man can do, a woman can do more better. But can a woman urinate & use the urine in writing "8" on the floor?
  4. If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it. I Don’t Support Evil.
  5. Yoruba people will not kill me. How can you go for a burial ceremony and you’re complaining that the salt is too much. Please Ma, that food was prepared in tears. (More Jokes:- Visit Us Daily @ http://ayojokes.com.ng )
  6. Close up #350 ?, Salt #80 ? Ashes #free ?. I've made my choice. Don't ask me any question ???. Choose Yours.
  7. In American schools, Most of the tall boys are basketball?players, but in Nigerian schools they are blackboard cleaners. ???
  8. When Satan noticed that people were too shy to smoke weed and cigarette...he introduced shisha ????. That Guy Is Wise.
  9. Before you SEX in the name of COLD WEATHER remember that HOT TEA is cheaper than baby PAMPERS. I Won’t Say More Than This.
  10. Do you know you can identify a Virgin Girl through the way she urinates ? If she urinate and the sound goes like? Tiziiiiiiiiiiiiii??...trust me, she's still a virgin?. But if the urine was like Shwaaaaaaaaa??...as if you switched on bathroom shower? Forget It Brother, No Be Today.

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