Funniest Confession Ever By Johnny

Funniest Confession Ever By Johnny.

After Feeling Guilt For What Happened Some Night Ago… Johnny Went To The Priest For Confession.

Johnny: I almost had an affair with a woman that is not my wife.

Priest: What do you mean by almost?

Johnny: Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped myself.

Priest: Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You are not to see that woman again for your penance, say 5 Hail Mary’s and put N5000 in the poor box.

Johnny:  Left the confessional, said his prayers and then walked over to the poor box. On getting to the poor box, he paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest who was watching quickly ran over to him and said; I saw that you didn’t put any money in the poor box.

Johnny: Yes! But I rubbed it on the box. And according to you, Rubbing is the same as putting it in.

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