Funniest Confession Ever By Johnny.
After Feeling Guilt For What Happened Some Night Ago… Johnny Went To The Priest For Confession.
Johnny: I almost had an affair with a woman that is not my wife.
Priest: What do you mean by almost?
Johnny: Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped myself.
Priest: Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You are not to see that woman again for your penance, say 5 Hail Mary’s and put N5000 in the poor box.
Johnny: Left the confessional, said his prayers and then walked over to the poor box. On getting to the poor box, he paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest who was watching quickly ran over to him and said; I saw that you didn’t put any money in the poor box.
Johnny: Yes! But I rubbed it on the box. And according to you, Rubbing is the same as putting it in.