Five (5) Short Stories You Can’t Read Without Laughing Hard

 

 

 

Five (5) Short Stories You Can't Read Without Laughing Hard.

1. An old man wrote a will to his two sons, after my death demolish this house you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find my saving to support the rest of your life. They started praying to God! Oh lord father our Dad is too old, please take him to your kingdom. Two years later he died and buried immediately. The following day the house was demolished, they found a case with peace of paper written! if you are real men construct your own House'....Nonsense
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2. After 10 years, wife starts to think their kid looks strange & decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is neither from her, nor her husband. Shocked she went to tell him that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

WIFE: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

HUSBAND: What’s up?

WIFE: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid!?

HUSBAND: Well you don’t remember, do you??

WIFE: What do you mean?

HUSBAND: After the birth, when we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooed, then you told me "Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here"

So I went inside, got a clean baby and left the dirty one there. ?

Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.??

3. One day i visited my old school primary teacher at his home.
I Found him outside the house. We had a chat about life,how I am doing, my career and shit.
After that he ordered me to get into the house and polish his shoes. As I got into the house,I found his 2 sexy daughters wearing mini skirts watching TV.
I said "Hi ladies, your father ordered me to come have sex with you."
"You are crazy, our father will never say that." one of them responded.
I said "He just did, should I ask him to confirm to you girls?"
"Yes" they replied.
I asked him loudly "Sir. Both of them??" Teacher,"Yes Son, both of them now please!
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4. A guy went to a hotel with a lady 15 years older than him, on seeing this the manager said,
Manager: Sorry but we don't allow that here.
Guy: She's my mum for heaven's sake!
Manager: Ok then, sorry, hands the guy the keys
After 20 minutes, the manager calls the waitress Anna to go and check on the two..
Manager: Anna, go and check if that woman is really the guy's mother,
Anna: goes, peeps on them n comes back oh yes manager, I can confirm she is the mother..
Manager: How do you know?
Anna: I saw her breastfeeding him!

5. A staff went missing for few hours, his boss finally found him fast asleep in the store.
Rather than waking him up, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest which read: "As long as you're asleep, your job is secured, but as soon as you are awake, you're fired,"
signed MD.

It's been three days Oboy is still sleeping . His wife, colleagues and friends are still begging him to wake up
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