Fastest Thing In The World

Four men – Dada, Chika, Johnny  and Ayo were being interviewed for a top job.

The President decided to carry a test, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get the job.

(The next morning, first up was Johnny).

President: What’s the fastest thing in the world?

Johnny: A thought, because it takes no time at all.

President: Very good answer.

(Next up was the Dada).

President: What’s the fastest thing in the world?”

Dada: A blink,” Because you don’t think about a blink. It’s a reflex.”

President: Good answer.

(Next was Chika).

President: What’s the fastest thing in the world?

Chika: Electricity. Because you can flip a switch and 20 miles
away and a light will go on immediately.

President: That’s a great answer.

(Finally, it was Ayo’s  turn).

President: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

Ayo: “Scratching his head” Running Stomach. Because last
night after eating, I was lying on my bed when I got this running stomach  and before I could think, blink or turn on the light, IT DROPPED.

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