Here is a compilation of latest naija facebook jokes that will keep you laughing. Enjoy & follow us on facebook
- When I see white men with laptop all I think is businessmen. When I see Nigerians with laptop all I see is Dj flexy. ??
- God will create you to be a successful pilot . Nigeria will recreate you to be a successful generator repair engineer. ??
- You would know a rich man on Facebook by the caption on their photos:
*Thankful heart *
*Never give up *
*Act like a clock keep going*
You will know broke guys with thier captions ...
*I prefer to die on the hustle than to die in poverty that's why I stay woke 24/7 to grind and make my pepper *
*Fuck bitches and fake friends who smile with you and stab you at the back,*
*For All the doors slammed at us we are coming to buy the whole building and the remaining plot
of land.. # hustlegang *
*We started from the gutter and now we are rulling the empire ... fuck those who think I can't
do without them*
My brother go and sit down we have hear you ??
- Your pastors says it's bad pressing phones in church but he uses Apple Ipad to preach his sermon
Angel Micheal what's delaying you ? ??
- Sometimes i feel like confusing my enemies by using Fork-n-knifes when eating soft porridge???
Meanwhile, check out: Funny Nigeria Short Stories That Will Make You Laugh.
A GIRL DIRECTING HER NEW BOYFRIEND TO HER APARTMENT:
GIRL: Come straight down the main road and stop at the flats on your left side. At the first floor, there is an elevator, get in and press button 8 with your elbow.
When you arrive at room 8, press the bell (button) with your elbow and I will come and open.
BOYFRIEND: Ok. But why do I have to press the buttons with my elbow?
GIRLFRIEND: Are you coming empty handed?