Ayo was coming out from the church after service, while the pastor was standing at the door as usual to shake hands. He grabbed Ayo by the hand and pulled him aside.
Pastor: You need to join the Army of the Lord.
Ayo: But I'm already in the Army of the Lord Sir.
Pastor: How come I don't see you except at Harvest, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New year and Easter celebration when there is free food for all church members ?
Ayo: I'm an undercover agent.