(Ayo enters a church to meet the priest)
Priest: How may I help you son?
Ayo: I’m looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she's not around. Now that am here, I would like to make some confession.
Priest: Ok. Then go on with your confession.
Ayo: Forgive me Father for I have sinned
Priest: What are your sins my son?
Ayo: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone and I slept with the sister.
Priest: Oh, that is a big sin, but at least you came to confess.
Ayo: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt's place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone and I slept with the cousin.
Priest: You know that is wrong my son. It’s another big sin.
Ayo: Then the other day I went looking for her at her work place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone.
Priest: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague
Ayo: Yes father
(Then there was total silence after that)
Ayo: Father! Are you there?
(Ayo peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer
there. He started looking for him and find him hiding)
Ayo: Why are you hiding Father?
Priest (Shaking with fear): I've just realized you came looking for your wife and I’m the only one here.