10 NEW SHORT JOKES THAT WILL KEEP YOU LAUGHING

TOP 10 NEW SHORT JOKES THAT WILL KEEP YOU LAUGHING ALL DAY.

1. A young girl after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired. When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years...

“I thought It was MONEY”???

2. A couple had a fight one night. Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

3. Stupidity is when you have a LAND Rover + LAND Cruiser and you still have a LAND Lord... U deserve To Be LANDED a Dirty Slap.

4. You broke up with a guy in ur street then date another one in ur street and u say you have moved on? My sister, u are just moving around ??

5. Stupidity is when you lick a girl with your bare tongue and later sex her with condom. what are you preventing? catarrh or headache? www.ayojokes.com.ng
????????

6. At home u can't sleep without switching off ur small radio but u can sleep in Church with 8 Speakers blasting in ur ear...it is called Demonic soft work.

7. 90% of girls on Facebook are so beautiful but only on Facebook. If you meet them in person you will give your life to Christ.

?????

8. I stopped reciting the Nigeria pledge since a cup of rice became #100. Serve Nigeria with which strength? Me that have not eaten since???

9. Some Girls are funny, They will tell a Guy that "It's over between us". When the Guy says "Okay", She will be like "Just Like that?". What were you expecting? Closing ceremony or Vote of Thanks??

10. You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. But when you buy table water, you will be opening and closing it as if it's doctor's prescription. ??????

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One thought on “10 NEW SHORT JOKES THAT WILL KEEP YOU LAUGHING

  • August 7, 2017 at 12:15 pm
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    Number one wan kill me o.. . So what has he been saving ?? ?

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